Tuesday, September 22, 2009

WEED FUCKING STEELER MAKING MOVES

ONWARD TO WORDPRESS:

WEEDSTEELER'S NEW HOME


I don't even know the advantages yet, but I think it's going to make me rich.

Everyone has been invited now...Martin plese change the redirect on Weedsteeler.com

New design coming soon. FUKK BLOGSPOT.

NFL Week 3: Fat Dago's run this shit

Last week went 11-5 for an over all 24-8. Anyone watch the final play of the Ravens game? Monstrous. I was actually impressed with the Bengals for the first time since I saw the Ickey shuffle. On to the picks

Browns/ Ravens- I watched part of that Browns game on sunday. The Broncos looked decent against that team run by that fat dago, Eric Mangini. That dude just looks like a slobby piece of shit. I tried to accept that he inherited The Browns in such shit shape and their ineptitude is not his fault. It is sort of like adopting a child on life support, what can you do? Then, I learned he had an appearance on The Sopranos. You know he utilizes his "mafia" ties when he is screaming at his players in between Fazoli's orders. We all the know The Wire is better than slobby dago drama. Baltimore crushes the bush league Browns. 

Chiefs/ Eagles- this is exactly like when some dime is with some weird ugly dude and it makes the dime look 10 times better than what she is. Eagles are the dime. Chiefs are quasimodo.

Falcons/ Patriots- I hope this is on by bootleg ass tv. Patriots hire fat dagos as staff, exclusively. I like what the Falcons are doing this season but they are a dome team. I'm going Falcons against my better judgement.

Titans/ Jets- Another great game and we all know the Ravens training camp will be shown instead of this. Is Rex Ryan Italian or just a slob? I've been impressed with The Jets but Titans, I feel, will come out with a win.

49ers/ Vikings- Vikings win.

Jaguars/ Texans- I like that the Jaguars are stinking up the league probably to try and draft the great white hope, Tim Tebo. Texans get on track then again Jaguars will stay on track to lose all their games. Win win?

Redskins/ Lions- battle of the kickers. Skins win.

Giants/ Buccaneers- this is the equivalent of a bye week for the Giants.

Packers/ Rams- see above for the Packers.

Bears/ Seahawks- all the shit games should come on early in the day, sorta like all the shit wrestling matches happen early. Who the fuck could care?This is the equivalent of British Bulldog meets Brooklyn Brawler (dago/ who brawls in Brooklyn nowadays?).

Saints/ Bills- Saints should be able to do this. Bills are like two steps below real. 

Dolphins/ Chargers- Dolphins are going to be in a world of hurt. Dago head coach + stupid "wildcat" offense that hasn't done shit this season. Go to hang out with Luke in a hot tub. Don't bring the sweaty Italian fruit, he just bums everyone out.

Broncos/ Raiders- The Broncos will be 3-0 after this but let me remind you they played the Bengals and Browns to start the season.

Steelers/ Bengals- I'm going Bengals. Steelers offensive line is going to have a hard time against Odom. Unless the Steelers get a running game this week then Cinci wins a close one.

Colts/ Cardinals- something woke the Cardinals up last week. I expect to see a shootout between two of the better QBs in the league. I'm going Cardinals, who I've been wrong about 100% of the time.

Panthers/ Cowboys- Cowboys will finally get a win in their gaudy stadium against a sinking ship.

Monday, September 21, 2009

the interwebs.











WATCH THE COP AT 1:38

I NEED

I need someone to help me get the weedsteeler blog designed nice on wordpress with CSS.

The shit looks kinda whack and we need to make it hot before we move over there.

Also did any weedsteeler's get invites from wordpress in their email yet?

You need to sign up so I can add you to the blog.

the roots of eurotrash...

they run deeper than you know.


Sunday, September 20, 2009

Hibbs hoops on

The rumor around The Summit tonight was that Aaron Hibbs dropped the hoop in his 59th hour of uninterrupted hula hooping. However, WEEDSTEELER.COM investigative reporting is committed to checking the facts. As can be seen in the video below (at 33:03), Hibbs, confident in his hula, appears to lose control of the hoop. After resuming, later (at 53:14), of his own volition he decides to break. He will resume in another hour or so (6 am). The status of the world record is questionable - the latest rumor alleges that he will start from scratch.